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The new orange advert is.... |
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Posts: 671 18 May, 2008 22:08 Administrator |
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templinho |
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Posts: 5419 18 May, 2008 23:29 |
Bring back Snoop Dogg!
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Posts: 801 1 September, 2008 23:11 Administrator |
worst one yet, anjelica huston or whatever her name is. dreading 3 months of this one
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Hejhox |
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Scraping the barrell. They should go back to some of the early ones, they were actually alright.
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templinho |
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Posts: 5525 7 October, 2008 17:37 |
Yeah, it's bad.
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Posts: 249 14 October, 2008 21:55 |
I've created a screenplay style transcript of it. Everyone please learn this so we can quote it endlessy on dull car journeys.
1. INT RESTAURANT - DAY
ANGELICA HUSTON is sitting across a table from the Orange film team,
MR DRESDEN, ELLIOT, ALEX and JACK. Angelica is holding a pair of
scissors with which she snips at the air whilst taking, to emphasise
her points.
ANGELICA HUSTON
In this film, I play the lonely wife of a funeral
director. He's always on the road, I'm estranged
from my daughter. I have no one to speak to, so I
start talking to the dead. Very soon, I start
losing my mind.
MR DRESDEN
Brrrr! Brrrr! Ms Huston, we have a problem.
Er, you know at Orange we're all about positivity.
ANGELICA HUSTON
No, no, it's not that simple. I'm isolated from
the people I love the most, struggling to cope with
depression.
ALEX
You know when I'm down in the dumps, nothing cheers
me up like getting a new phone.
OTHER THREE
Yeah!
ELLIOT
(stammers) uh-uh-we could give them all new phones.
They could text each other, or send funny pictures
of dead people!
MR DRESDEN
This is a story of a houshold talking (makes talky
mouth gesture) through its problems. I love that!
ANGELICA HUSTON
Oh no, no, no. I talk to the dead.
MR DRESDEN
Yeah Ange, and that's creepy.
JACK
And it's spooky
ELLIOT
It's weird and slightly kooky.
MR DRESDEN
Unlike...
ALL 4 EXECS
(Singing) The O-range Fa-mi-ly! Boobity boop.
(CLICK FINGERS)
ALEX
Good title.
MR DRESDEN
Thanks.
ANGELICA HUSTON
You scare me.
MR DRESDEN
Well, you're one to talk. (She leaves)
Angelica, come back, we want to talk to you.
Er, waiter? Could we get an order of hugs to
go for Ms Huston?
Last Edited By: Amtiskaw 14 October, 2008 22:47.
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templinho |
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Posts: 5586 16 January, 2009 22:36 |
... Much better. Driver, no one gets off this bus! |
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Posts: 933 16 January, 2009 22:38 Administrator |
call tracey and cancel my pilates class
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Posts: 1105 13 April, 2009 18:15 Administrator |
The new one is the worst yet
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templinho |
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Posts: 5714 13 April, 2009 18:53 |
Ah, no. Don't spoil it though.
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Hejhox |
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I think they gave up trying.
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Posts: 1106 14 April, 2009 20:08 Administrator |
yep, its a shame...used to be the highlight of the film for me
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Posts: 1470 27 April, 2009 13:18 |
but one thing is for certain though, you need to see state of play. you will get the biggest shock ever about like 10 minutes into the film. it's awesome
(the shock, not the film, which is ok).
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templinho |
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Posts: 5783 1 July, 2009 10:01 |
Are we still on Emilio? It must nearly be time for the next installment. Surely things can only get better?
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Posts: 1163 1 July, 2009 14:46 Administrator |
Juliette Lewis came out about a week ago, generally very poor with some slightly amusing bits
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templinho |
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Posts: 5798 15 July, 2009 15:33 |
Yet another disappointment. Bring back the film pitches!
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Posts: 1244 4 October, 2009 11:46 Administrator |
Really disappointed with Sigourney Weaver's one, even Juliette Lewis was mildly amusing....i'm even thinking Rob Lowe was better and never thought
i'd say that. Someone needs to kick Mr Dresden and Elliot's arse
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Hejhox |
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I actually think the new one is a marginal improvement. Don't really know why they bother anymore though. They should just have a corporate Orange advert
and stop pretending that they are funny.
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